Cat Language Meow

does anyone know how to translate cat language?
last night my cat spent about 10 minutes meowing.. while randomly running around the house attacking something that didn’t exist..
he said.. “meeooww… wrroowwrrrrr, hoowlllrrrr meeoowwwrrrr, marroowww, habubububuu.. wooowrrooor… mawroorrrrr.. alloooooo… mrrrrrrrrrr, wowowowoooo… groooooo, mrooowooowooooooooo… warrrrrrrrrrr, meeeoooooww”
what does this mean?
oh.. i forgot to mention.. in between the last 2 noises… he also said …
wrwwrwaarrrrrrrrrrrr rarrrrrrrrrraaaaooowww
don’t know if this changes things?
It’s actually called “I’ve spotted Martians syndrome”, your cat will appear to be highly focused on something that you cannot see is there. Knowing cats its probably an attention-seeking thing ‘cos you’ve not stroked them for two minutes. Remember you don’t own your cat, it owns you!
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